Mr. Hankey’s Clyde

Mr. Hankey’s Clyde dildo

Meet Clyde, the burly truck driver we met while on a road trip in Arizona at the I-10 Triple T truck stop. We stopped in for some drinks and snacks but that not all that we ended up with. While visiting the restroom to freshen up we met Clyde, standing at 6′-2″ tall and approaching 240lbs, Clyde is a sight to be seen. Burly, hairy, sweaty and all man. We had quite a time at that truck stop and gave Clyde our number in case he was ever in town. About two months later we got the call, Clyde was driving through and wanted to stop by. During his visit we did not hesitate, we were able to capture his thick meat stick for everyone to enjoy! Now you can enjoy Clyde in his original size or just about any size you prefer. This is a uniquely shaped toy that will really open you up, if girth is your thing, Clyde’s got you covered!

Specifications

CLYDE – ORIGINAL

Circumference near head: 7.50″

Circumference near middle: 7.75″

Circumference near base: 8.10″

Overall length: 7.90″

Insertable length: 5.10″

Texture: Realistic skin detail

Strapon Ring Size: 2.50″

CLYDE – LARGE

Circumference near head: 8.40″

Circumference near middle: 9.60″

Circumference near base: 10.25″

Overall length: 9.90″

Insertable length: 6.50″

Texture: Realistic skin detail

Strapon Ring Size: 3.00″ (Fits tight)

CLYDE – XXL

Circumference near head: 10.00″

Circumference near middle: 11.50″

Circumference near base: 12.40″

Overall length: 11.25″

Insertable length: 7.40″

Texture: Realistic skin detail

Strapon Ring Size: NA

CLYDE – XXXL

Circumference near head: 11.75″

Circumference near middle: 13.25″

Circumference near base: 14.40″

Overall length: 13.00″

Insertable length: 9.00″

Texture: Realistic skin detail

Strapon Ring Size: NA

A NOTE ABOUT INTERNATIONAL ORDERS: Customers are responsible for paying all duties and taxes for their respective countries

Return Policy

Due to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully and don’t let your eyes get greedier than your hole! Contact me if you have any questions prior to placing your order.