Mr. Hankey’s The Theeng

Mr. Hankey’s The Theeng dildo

IT’S POUNDIN’ TIME! Get ready to finally experience the rock-hard ride of your life with The Theeng. Relax, take a deep breath, and enjoy every stony groove and rocky ridge as you finally take The Theeng’s mighty member. The Theeng features a fantastical rocky surface with incredible pulled-back foreskin and vein details that are sure to hit just the right spots. But be warned, climactic landslides are imminent when your hop on this boulder!

Specifications

THE THEENG – S/M

Circumference near head: 6.90″

Circumference near middle: 8.00″

Circumference near base: 7.50″

Overall length: 10.00″

Insertable length: 8.00″

Texture: Rock-like bumps and grooves with vein detail

Strapon Ring Size: 2.5″

THE THEENG – LARGE

Circumference near head: 8.00″

Circumference near middle: 9.10″

Circumference near base: 8.60″

Overall length: 11.50″

Insertable length: 9.20″

Texture: Rock-like bumps and grooves with vein detail

Strapon Ring Size: 3.00″ (slightly loose)

THE THEENG – XL

Circumference near head: 9.10″

Circumference near middle: 10.40″

Circumference near base: 9.75″

Overall length: 12.75″

Insertable length: 10.50″

Texture: Rock-like bumps and grooves with vein detail

Strapon Ring Size: NA

THE THEENG – XXL

Circumference near head: 10.50″

Circumference near middle: 12.00″

Circumference near base: 11.25″

Overall length: 14.40″

Insertable length: 12.00″

Texture: Rock-like bumps and grooves with vein detail

Strapon Ring Size: NA

A NOTE ABOUT INTERNATIONAL ORDERS: Customers are responsible for paying all duties and taxes for their respective countries

Return Policy

Due to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully and don’t let your eyes get greedier than your hole! Contact me if you have any questions prior to placing your order.