Mr. Hankeys the XXXCalibur

$164.95

Truly the King of sex toys, this legendary Excalibur dildo is always a welcomed guest at a good sword fight.

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Truly the King of sex toys, this legendary Excalibur dildo is always a welcomed guest at a good sword fight. As the real legend would have it, the great King Arthur finally released the XXXCalibur from a vacuous cavern, otherwise known as Sir Lancelot’s ass. The clouds parted in the sky and a light shone down from the heavens above. Lancelot fell to his knees as King Aurthur raised the newly freed XXXCalibur dildo and proclaimed, “I am no longer King Arthur. I am now… King Ass-Master!”

When you go into battle with this trusty dildo, you are sure to feel like a King when you are finished, every time. Sure to bring you to your knees like any good knighting ceremony in the Middle Ages, this toy has 360 degree balls. Pleasantly realistic, it boasts a sword-like-look with a pointed tip for effortless deep-depth navigation. Available in three lifelike colors and two firmness options, this ass sword is complete with very nice vein/skin texture and a wide shaft to ensure every ending is happy.

The XXXCalibur dildo is available in two unique, satisfying sizes, the Med/LG and the LG/XL.

Specification

XXXCALIBUR – MED/LG

  • Circumference near head (rim): 6.65″
  • Circumference near middle: 8.00″
  • Circumference near balls: 8.25″
  • Overall length: 14.50″
  • Insertable length: 11.40″
  • Texture: Realistic skin w/light veins
  • Strapon Ring Size: 2.50″

XXXCALIBUR – LG/XL

  • Circumference near head (rim): 7.25″
  • Circumference near middle: 8.75″
  • Circumference near base: 9.25″
  • Overall length: 15.50″
  • Insertable length: 12.50″
  • Texture: Realistic skin w/light veins
  • Strapon Ring Size: 3.00″

Mr Hankeys offer toys ranging from the tried-and-true realistic dildo, to giant and extreme dildos and fantasy-inspired sex toys. If you’ve ever wondered about “out of this world” fun, Hankey’s Toys can be help.

Mister Hankey create the realistic dildos also realistic feels. They tell that toys are modeled real porn celebs. Hmmm… where are these gigantic dicks owners? or rabbits, aliens, seahorses? Lets hope they liberate them back to nature.

From the texture, firmness, length and width, Mr. Hankey’s toys are designed to please.  Mr. Hankey takes a lot of time and effort to develop each toy, each of toys are unique and meant to satisfy.

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